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Calling her bluff
"…..I’m sure you recall what, in my opinion anyways, is the best, albeit unconventional, thing for any actual friend to do, if ever in a situation where a friend has peed their pants is to also pee their pants, for reasons I have stated countless times (though you’d probably say something like “not being allowed to forget it”) *Note: The ‘reasons’ I reference include such classics as “1 person with wet pants obviously peed, whereas multiple people with wet pants probably just left a swimming pool while wearing their swimwear under their street clothes,” “oh it must be a dare or a joke or something,” and the uninspired ‘I'm peeing myself too so that you feel less embarrassed.” I have no doubt you believe me and trust me when I say that I’d do that for you without hesitation. I’ve shared this fact many times with many friends, but never did I expect for those I told this to say that they’d do the same for me, hesitantly or otherwise. Until you. Yet another reason you’re a unicorn… lol But I must admit that past experiences with others lead me to be unsure of how likely I could count on you to actually do so in the moment. Admittedly, I’ve pondered occasionally as to how I might call your bluff and finally see if your unicorn aspects extend to your friendship. I’ve thought about setting up an “intentional accident” or even to just intentionally wet my pants to see. In the past I’d never had opportunity to call someone’s bluff because no one ever said they’d pee their pants if the situation arose, but even if someone had, I’d never feel confident enough in their assertion, but I know that if anyone would follow through, it would be you…. But I digress; I have thought up a way to call your bluff, so here’s what I propose: Let’s pretend that for whatever reason, I’ve peed my pants fully. Given you say you’d pee your pants in that situation, prove it right now by peeing your pants exactly as you say you would, and if you do, I will pee mine right afterwards, which will prove to you as you did for me, that I am also not talking crap when I said I would pee my pants if you did. I hope you weren’t either! “ The preceding text was copied verbatim from the words I had jotted down, and I was nearly as pleasantly surprised, intrigued, and excited to hear her agree to the premise as I was to hear my friend L say that she, liked to pee her pants too*, in response to my lamentations about frequent ‘accidents and how one can get used to something simply because it happens so often, (desensitization imho) Note: Prior to her admission, I had yet to mention intentional, much less enjoyed or enjoyable wetting, instead having the legitimacy of medical reasons coupled with ignorance of childhood self-sabotage (holding too much/often, waiting too long) So needless to say, it seemed out of nowhere for her to say that she liked doing it…. too” And yes, we did take advantage of our ‘shared interest’ in the future, but those escapades are a story for another day/post. Consider this post a preview, slight teaser, wet for your whistle, or sneak peek. Dramatic marketing/promotion aside, yes you have to wait until the rest of that story has happened.* If its any consolation, that wait will be much shorter than the wait for my story about/with L. *Should be tonight; rest assured I won't keep anyone in suspense any longer than absolutely necessary. I can, however, make no such assertions as to punctuality with sharing the stories with L, despite the fact they've already (and occasionally continue to) happen. TL/DR: Female friend’s apparant willingness to pee pants if friends having “accidents,” | One friend says they’d do the same | Tonight bluff’s being called & ‘she's on board.’
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