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  • Joke Time! (The frozen carb repair...)

    A Minnesota State Trooper is driving down a back road one bitterly cold winter day, when he comes upon a stranded biker.
    "What's the problem?" He asks.
    "My carb is frozen up" Said the muffled voice from inside the full helmet & thick clothing.
    "Hey, I ride too", says the trooper. "A good emergency fix is to pee on the carb, you'll thaw it & be on your way!"
    "I can't" mumbled the biker.
    "Sure you can!" Replies the trooper.
    "No really, I can't..."
    "Here, I'll show you"- says the trooper, who unzips & performs the "repair".
    The bike starts right up, the grateful biker waves & rides off...
    Next day an email comes to the commander of the state police HQ praising the officer for the rescue- signed- "Jane Smith"...
    Later!- Vic
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