Jennifer Lawrence on Letterman

[J_R]

Anyone catch Ms. Lawrence telling Dave about her recent hospitalization?

"You know you can only s--t your pants so many times a day before you go to the emergency room, before you're like 'I need to go to the hospital,'" she quipped.

OK, it's not precisely watersports....or panty wetting....but still, the concept of Jennifer Lawerence having an accident in her pants, then talking about it casually on network TV is, well, kinda mind-boggling.... if one has a dirty mind that is.

JLaw.... you go girl! (and apparently she did).
J_R

[Lloyd_R1]

Yes, thanks, but it's the wrong sort of accident. Not just any accident will do. This is the wrong board dude.

This is where it should go:
Panty Pooping

[Vic]

Anyone catch Ms. Lawrence telling Dave about her recent hospitalization?


OK, it's not precisely watersports....or panty wetting....but still, the concept of Jennifer Lawerence having an accident in her pants, then talking about it casually on network TV is, well, kinda mind-boggling.... if one has a dirty mind that is.

JLaw.... you go girl! (and apparently she did).
J_R

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I didn't see the show, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that she was employing a metaphor about how she handles the overwhelming amount of attention that is focused on her by the media. She is from "my neck of the woods", and seems to be a well-grounded, very talented young woman who is having a bit of a struggle getting used to having weirdo papparazzis (spelling?) camped out in her yard 24/7.
(Some weird little trivia)- a good friend of mine delivered her family their newspaper for many years. Well before she became famous.
Later- Vic

[SteveLamonte]

I didn't see the show, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that she was employing a metaphor about how she handles the overwhelming amount of attention that is focused on her by the media

Nope, she was talking about literally doing it. Because she had some kind of bad stomach cramps.

Sure, it's the "wrong board for this kind of accident" but it's just part of the growing folklore of Jennifer Lawrence and her affinity for talking about using her pants as her toilet.

[moosehead68]

Who cares if it is the wrong board...it is jennifer freakin' lawrence!

[S1m]

Who cares if it is the wrong board...it is jennifer freakin' lawrence!

Nah, nothing that is as unattractive as that sort of thing. Wrong board.