Welcome everyone!

[Apemantus]

As someone who was keen to see this format adopted for some years, I am delighted that Paul and Nikki have made the leap to a new, more secure system.

I fully appreciate that some posters may drop off the radar as a result, but equally others, like myself, that have been quieter, are more likely to play a part now. Hopefully - and I expect so - the two will balance out.

Just to ensure I am on topic, I follow a very witty user on Twitter called Kelly Oxford and she tweeted this earlier:

kellyoxford
At least once a day I believe I can hold my pee in a little longer and it will go away.

I am absolutely sure she is not one of us and she has a cutting wit, so I would avoid messaging her about that statement!

Thanks

Ape

[AS90]

I'd like to echo Apemantus' sentiments - it's nice to see the forum looking a little more up to date, especially seeing as i've been with the other one for about 7 years now! It's nice to have a registered username and to be able to post under it.

[Omo Rashi]

Back in 2011, the name of Kelly Oxford was mentioned here:

... I follow a very witty user on Twitter called Kelly Oxford and she tweeted this earlier:

kellyoxford
At least once a day I believe I can hold my pee in a little longer and it will go away.

I am absolutely sure she is not one of us and she has a cutting wit, so I would avoid messaging her about that statement!

Ape

In 2013, Kelly Oxford published her book Everything is perfect when you're a liar. It contains a chapter with a detailed description of a peeing accident she had at the age of 14. There was an interview here:

http://www.details.com/blogs/daily-d...rfect-whe.html ,

and it contains the following snippet:

"You also wrote a chapter about peeing your pants in a convenience store.

KELLY OXFORD: That's been a problem my whole life! I wish I could write an entire book about different incidents of me peeing my pants, but, I mean, it would grow old."

We should encourage her to write this book. Having seen pics of this Canadian woman in the net, I think this would be even more desirable.

[Peevert]

She is nice. Cute and hot all in one package.