Help! I keep wetting myself!

[Narada]

This is the second Saturday in a row that I've accidentally wet myself! Last week, I was rushing home from the store because I had to go real bad. I tried to hold it, but i pissed my pants almost at my doorstep! And just a few minutes ago, I was getting something to drink in the kitchen when I felt something wet on my leg. I thought I'd spilled some juice on myself, but nope I was pissing! Luckily, I was able to stop peeing before I soaked my boxers. I didn't even have to go that badly at the time! And now I'm lying here naked waiting for my underwear to dry....

If this keeps up, I'm gonna need diapers!