Some people think a wet spot the size of a dime qualifies as a pants pee. I've known a few women that claimed they peed their pants, only to show me the tiniest wet spot on her crotch. I reassured them they did not (in my mind) pee their pants.
Some go the other way, saying if the wet spot doesn't go past their knees its not really a pants pee.
I'm somewhere in the middle. If the wet spot's larger than a softball (small melon for our European friends), its definitely a pants pee. Any smaller and I don't think it counts.
That's why I'm proposing an IPPSB, or International Pee Pants Standards Board. Experts from around the globe (us) shall convene at an agreed upon location for the purpose of establishing exact criteria on what constitutes a full on pants wetting. This would put an end to all those fraudulent claims of peed pants, or lack thereof for people claiming not to have wet themselves.
Certainly someone in this forum is a billionaire that can pay for the plane tickets, hotels, catering, demonstration models, press releases and so on for such a momentous event.
I'm looking forward to all of your input on this important matter.
Some go the other way, saying if the wet spot doesn't go past their knees its not really a pants pee.
I'm somewhere in the middle. If the wet spot's larger than a softball (small melon for our European friends), its definitely a pants pee. Any smaller and I don't think it counts.
That's why I'm proposing an IPPSB, or International Pee Pants Standards Board. Experts from around the globe (us) shall convene at an agreed upon location for the purpose of establishing exact criteria on what constitutes a full on pants wetting. This would put an end to all those fraudulent claims of peed pants, or lack thereof for people claiming not to have wet themselves.
Certainly someone in this forum is a billionaire that can pay for the plane tickets, hotels, catering, demonstration models, press releases and so on for such a momentous event.
I'm looking forward to all of your input on this important matter.
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