A mildly humorous look at peeing at the movies

[Peevert]

Is anyone alive here? Just in case:

But Why Can’t I Urinate In My Seat At The Movies? https://filmschoolrejects.com/but-wh...s-aa93569d5c7/

[Patches]

I have been peeing in my seat (and my pants) for years when I go to the movie theater and I always get a 64oz beverage on the way in. The only exceptions are that I won't do it unless it is an "R" rated movie so there is little chance that a child will sit in a wet seat or if it is a popular new movie with a packed theater because I don't want to force the next person to sit in the seat I just wet. For new movies where the theater will likely be packed, I go to the last show of the night so the seat should only be damp by the time of the first showing the next day.

(I'm bad... but I love it!)

[Tommm]

You're bad but I still love you

Your old friend x

[Patches]

I should have added a story to my post above so I will do it now. One time I went to see a 3D movie at an IMAX theater with several of my girlfriends on a "girls night out." I always arrive at the movie theater in a fairly desperate condition.

After we got in the lobby and they had collected our tickets, we had to stand in line waiting for people from the previous showing to exit the theater. I didn't expect that and I became so desperate that I started to leak involuntarily! My pee ran all the way down to my knees before I could regain control and stop leaking. Several of my girlfriends stood in front of me and behind me to reduce the chance that anyone could see what I had done.

As soon as the line started to move, I marched up to the concession counter and ordered a 64oz cup of Coke along with popcorn. With my refreshments in hand, I entered the movie theater, found a seat, and relaxed my bladder for a beautiful, pleasurable experience before the movie even started. Throughout the movie, I continued to pee at regular intervals. I know my pants were soaked right down to the cuffs of my pants by the time the movie was over and I am sure a lot of pee soaked into the seat and trickled onto the floor.

A couple of my girlfriends joined me in wetting themselves during the movie and we all left to go home afterwards with big smiles on our faces and giggling about what we had just done.

[Nor Cal guy]

I should have added a story to my post above so I will do it now. One time I went to see a 3D movie at an IMAX theater with several of my girlfriends on a "girls night out." I always arrive at the movie theater in a fairly desperate condition.

After we got in the lobby and they had collected our tickets, we had to stand in line waiting for people from the previous showing to exit the theater. I didn't expect that and I became so desperate that I started to leak involuntarily! My pee ran all the way down to my knees before I could regain control and stop leaking. Several of my girlfriends stood in front of me and behind me to reduce the chance that anyone could see what I had done.

As soon as the line started to move, I marched up to the concession counter and ordered a 64oz cup of Coke along with popcorn. With my refreshments in hand, I entered the movie theater, found a seat, and relaxed my bladder for a beautiful, pleasurable experience before the movie even started. Throughout the movie, I continued to pee at regular intervals. I know my pants were soaked right down to the cuffs of my pants by the time the movie was over and I am sure a lot of pee soaked into the seat and trickled onto the floor.

A couple of my girlfriends joined me in wetting themselves during the movie and we all left to go home afterwards with big smiles on our faces and giggling about what we had just done.

Amazing story patches! I would love to be the next guy to get one of those seats after you and your friends had your fun!

[Peevert]

A couple of my girlfriends joined me in wetting themselves during the movie and we all left to go home afterwards with big smiles on our faces and giggling about what we had just done.

Patches, how did you explain to your friends why you weren't stopping at the restroom before the movie started? How did you talk them into peeing themselves? What kind of reactions did you get walking out?

I wish I could have seen that!!

[Patches]

Patches, how did you explain to your friends why you weren't stopping at the restroom before the movie started? How did you talk them into peeing themselves? What kind of reactions did you get walking out?

I didn't have to explain anything. They all knew I liked to wet my pants and would often do it on purpose. Besides, we all went out to dinner before the movie and had a bit of alcohol in us so our inhibitions were reduced. We talked about wetting our pants at the movie while we were at dinner and several of them said they would do it with me. The others who chose not to do it were not opposed to wetting themselves because we had all done it before but the shy ones just didn't want to do it in public.

Walking out of the theater afterwards didn't get a reaction because the theater was crowded and I knew from the days when I was shooting video scenes that the more people who were around, the less chance anyone would notice. It is when there are only a few people around that there is a greater chance of being noticed because the "people watchers" have fewer people to look at. Just after we went outside (it was night time, last show of the night), I could hear some people behind us laughing. None of us turned around so I have no idea if they were laughing at us or something else. The parking lot was dimly lit so there was little chance of being seen once we were a distance away from the lights of the theater entrance.

[Peevert]

I knew from the days when I was shooting video scenes that the more people who were around, the less chance anyone would notice.

I never would have thought of that.

I'm amazed that the do-gooders aren't out in full force telling you about what a horrible person you are for intentionally peeing in your seat. Surely because you're a moderator and/or because you're a female. FWIW, I also plan on peeing my pants in a theater seat. 64 ounces of caffeinated pleasure. I'm sure that's also okay with everyone here as well.

[PaulyPeeps]

Its OK by me to pee in the cinema.

I always go to the last house too. I drink plenty before I go and keep hydrated with cola during the film. I pee just a little once I have settled in to moisten my skirt and the seat so that my pee all soaks in nicely, then I just empty my bladder completely and pee again whenever I get a little tingle that I want to go. I squeeze out my last pee about fifteen minutes before the end (not always easy to judge!) so that my black skirt has a bit of time to loose the obvious wet patch.

The seat has a good chance to dry before anyone else will sit on it again, and when I tip it up (a seat loaded with pee stays down!) my pee usually starts to run out of the cushion on to the floor anyway.

It is very luxurious to be sitting in a nice wet seat that is caressing your bottom.

I just wait until most people have left before I get up to leave so that no one accidental brushes against my wet skirt in the crush. Quite nice feeling the drips of pee from the back of my skirt on my legs though on the way out.

PP