Peeing in Hotel Beds becomes a Mainstream News Story

[Peevert]

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/artic...showers-policy

[Scotsboy]

I wonder what hotels' reactions are when when a celebrity wets a bed? Perhaps the hotels are given big tips to keep quiet. I wonder if this mystery "Oscar-winning actress" still indulges in golden showers in hotel rooms? I bet a few hotel beds were soaked, much to the maids' delight.

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/200...er-122208.html

[Peevert]

Has Emma Watson ever won an Oscar? Probably not. Maybe it's Natalie Portman.

[bwetfan]

Has Emma Watson ever won an Oscar? Probably not. Maybe it's Natalie Portman.

Natalie doesn't strike me as that adventurous. I doubt she'd give, but I really don't see her receiving.

Both Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie were guessed in the comment section of that article - which was dated 2008 (so we are way before JLAW's era, damnit). I think either of them seem plausible, definitely Jolie in her wild days.

[Guest]

I did read something a while ago in the press about Catherine Zeta Jones and her wetting somthing, but I can't remember if it was a bed, or her trousers.I know Davina McCall used to wet herself fairly frequently, which was why she always wore black trousers when she was on tv, but that apparently was caused by something that happened during a pregnancy, I think she had surgery for it because I've seen her in some light coloured stuff recently.
There was a picture doing the rounds last year of Victoria Beckham leaving a restaurant with a large wet patch on her crotch and her husband looking very annoyed, she said at the time it was a glass of wine that had been spilt, however later on it emerged that she had indeed wet herself!
I used to work maintenance in a large hotel, and wet beds were more common than you'd think, often they were accidental, but sometimes it was obvious that it was done deliberately. A lot of people think quite wrongly that you can get away with it, well you can't.Here in the UK a lot of big hotels only want card payments these days and although you may check out thinking you,ve got away with it, you may find an unexpected charge added to your account!
We had a rugby team stay once and after they checked out on the Moday morning, we discovered they had caused damage in a few of the rooms, so it was charged to the card of the guy who'd made the booking. He rang up a few weeks later, apparently he'd got his card statement and wanted to know how come he'd been charged nearly 5 grand, instead of the 1500 he'd been told originally, he wasn't happy when he was told his mates had caused £3500 worth of damage. They also share a "blacklist" amongst hotel groups, so if you trash a room in say a Hilton, hotel, as well as having to pay for it, if you try later on to book another Hilton, or say a Mercury, or an Ibis, you may find they have no rooms available,they have, they just don't want you having one!

[Peevert]

I used to work maintenance in a large hotel, and wet beds were more common than you'd think, often they were accidental, but sometimes it was obvious that it was done deliberately. A lot of people think quite wrongly that you can get away with it, well you can't.Here in the UK a lot of big hotels only want card payments these days and although you may check out thinking you,ve got away with it, you may find an unexpected charge added to your account!

I have a friend who's worked in MANY motels on N. Miami Beach, he says the policy there was always to just turn the mattress over.

As far as the credit card charge, I have a feeling you could dispute that, at least here in the US. How can they PROVE you were the pisser?

[Scotsboy]

I did read something a while ago in the press about Catherine Zeta Jones and her wetting somthing, but I can't remember if it was a bed, or her trousers.

Can you remember anything else about Catherine's wetting? Did she confess or was it reported? I can't find anything at all on Google about it. If it was in the press, I thought there would at least be a mention of it somewhere.

[Peedancer]

I know Davina McCall used to wet herself fairly frequently, which was why she always wore black trousers

Be interested to hear more on this one!
The one time I saw her possibly is on a challenge type show she presented. If the contestant backed out she had to do it it. In this case a bungee jump from a helicopter. She got so anxious she didn't complete it (I think). She also looked like she may have weed herself too!

[Guest]

I have a friend who's worked in MANY motels on N. Miami Beach, he says the policy there was always to just turn the mattress over.

As far as the credit card charge, I have a feeling you could dispute that, at least here in the US. How can they PROVE you were the pisser?

They check the rooms after you leave, you hand your key into reception, when you leave and your door automatically locks when you leave the room, so It had to be someone who rented that room who wet the bed. most people are not going to want it to go to court, not here in the uk anyway. Lets be honest, would you want your name splashed all over the papers because you were being taken to court for pissing the bed? probably not.
Many years ago over here, someone came up with a cracking scam, and made loads of money out of it. They placed an advert in the sunday papers.
" Men, would you like your penis to look bigger?, if so send five pounds to" and there was a P O box address, for your fiver you received a small magnifying glass worth about a pound.the guy got away with it and made a load of money, for 2 simple reasons, 1, looking through the glass did make your cock look bigger, and 2, no bloke is likely to want to stand up in court and admit to having a little dick.

[Peevert]

You can challenge it with your credit card company without going to court. That's what I would do. See we have this thing in America called a "constitution", which you Brits don't have since you caved on the EU. :P

[Adrian6970]

You can challenge it with your credit card company without going to court. That's what I would do. See we have this thing in America called a "constitution", which you Brits don't have since you caved on the EU. :P

I think you're under a misapprehension there, Peevert. We do have a consitution but is an unwritten one, a fact which comes in handy at times, and it is nothing to do with our membership or otherwise of the EU.