For those lamenting the lack of Y/T clips

[Peevert]

Hi Patches... I just wondered if you are still married to that guy? David

Chill Dude. I'm first in line here to marry Patches

[Jack_Tors]

OMG!

Did you see that Cuisinart Griddler on the counter?

[Patches]

Already taken!

@ David and Peevert

Sorry guys! I am already taken! I am still happily married with no signs of our excitement over each other abating!

[Peevert]

@ David and Peevert

Sorry guys! I am already taken! I am still happily married with no signs of our excitement over each other abating!

Hmmmmmm... is Melissa available?

[bwetfan]

Chill Dude. I'm first in line here to marry Patches

Everybody forming lines...I was one of the *first* people to have Patches' original VHS in my hands, and traded hundreds of messages with her on the old a.s.w. newsgroup, so you can get behind me.

[Peevert]

I miss Usenet. <snivvle>

[Omo Rashi]

I use missnet.

[paco]

Hmmmmmm... is Melissa available?

I see we have similar tastes in women.

[Patches]

Regarding Melissa...

I have lost track of her but I talked with her husband by phone about 4 years ago and he told me that they had gotten divorced. So unless Melissa has gotten married again, she is available. However, I have no idea where she is or even how to find her. I don't even know how to reach her ex any more because his phone number has changed as well as his address.

In case any of you want an update on Jennifer, I lost track of her also but then I got an email from her about a year ago (or maybe a little longer) and she told me she had cancer. She didn't say if it was curable and I didn't ask. I have not heard from her since.

[Peevert]

I see we have similar tastes in women.

Melissa was PERFECT. Sweet, petite, adorable, and she would wet her panties anywhere. Even on Santa's lap. What an awesome woman.

[Peevert]

I have lost track of her...
[S]he told me she had cancer...

Wow Patches, you're just overflowing (no pun intended) with news. There's no way to contact Melissa... Jennifer may have passed away...

[Drying]

Melissa was PERFECT. Sweet, petite, adorable, and she would wet her panties anywhere. Even on Santa's lap. What an awesome woman.

Agreed, from the few clips of her I've seen circulating over the web.

[moosehead68]

What a shame about Jennifer. She did the hottest scene I have ever seen from Patches, which was the niagara falls scene, followed by the mcdonalds pee.
However, in my opinion, the sexiest model Patches has had was Brie...beautiful smile and perfect ass!

[Ker Chunk]

What about the girl you started this all with, Pockets? Is she still around?

[Patches]

@ Ker Chunk:

I am still in touch with Pockets but she lives in another city now.

@ Moosehead68:

Jennifer did that sexy scene at Niagara Falls where she stood on Table Rock overlooking the falls and wet her jeans right in front of hundreds of tourists. However, she did not do a scene at McDonalds. You may be thinking of a scene from the same video which was shot inside a cafeteria with a view toward to Falls. She accidentally dropped a dish of jello while sitting at the table eating. Then when this young male employee came over to clean up the broken glass, she sat there and wet her pants.

Jennifer was one of the most brazen of our models. She would wet herself almost anywhere. It took a lot of courage to wet herself inside a radio station while on the air broadcasting live. She wet her panties as a demonstration in front of about 20 guys while the radio host described all the action for his listeners. This was the opening scene of Patches 27 is anyone remembers it.

Regarding Brie, it is funny you should mention her because I thought she was quite cute and would attract a following. However, most customers liked Melissa and Jennifer more than Brie. I do not know where Brie is today either. I lost track of her in December 1999 after we shot Patches 36. I heard from the other girls that she moved to Arizona to live close to her mother but I don't know which city she moved to.