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Well last night was interesting. I do not normally post about my own personal wettings (which are not frequent) but this one is amusing.
Caught up with an old buddy and we got on the piss so to speak (beer) and had been drinking for several hours over 3-4 bars until after 11pm.
We were both too drunk to drive and had parked in the same carpark, so we walked up to the rooftop carpark and planned to sleep in our cars until sobered up. I left my buddy by his car and was busting for a wee.
As I got to my car, I'm thinking - CVVT cameras will be everywhere, I can't really just flop it out and go, was drunk, and thought well who cares, and let go in my jeans and dress shoes standing beside the car.... was so hot and wet - a lovely feeling.
My seat has a rubberised cover on it (the type used by surfers etc to keep their car seats dry) so all good, and I soon fall asleep all wet and warm.
I dozily recall semi-waking up sometime later needing to pee really badly, and too tired to get up just sat there and went in my pants. I have never pissed myself in a car like that before unless I wore a diaper (something I do maybe once a year on a long road trip just for fun and to avoid stops). I flooded, and it was pooled under my bum as I moved - hot and wet, then fell back to sleep.
I wake up just before 3am and think - ok time to go home. Nobody will be around anyway - should be safe to drive. No cops on highway patrol after about 1am - all good.
On motorway - wet and warm, way more traffic than I expected for 3am, and "oh crap" there's a cop pulling someone over.... So much for none out there...
Then "oh no's" gas tank is near empty! So I pop into the nearest BP that is an all nighter to gas up, and as I roll up there is not 1 but 4 bloody cop cars all parked there beside me - and the service station is chocker full of cops - likely seeking coffee and donuts.... "SHIT!"
So I'm standing there in soaked jeans, having completely pissed them twice now, filling my car up, probably still way over the limit (Our limit is low so I was safe to drive but not under the limit) and I have to walk in there to pay past a dozen cops smelling of piss and booze.....
Yay!
Luckily the jeans were dark blue, and nobody even looked at me - at least not making eye contact. If they noticed from behind nobody looked like they took much interest.... thank God! So yeah - I made it back to car and drove home safely.
So near a dozen cops saw a drunk guy in totally pissed pants walk into the service station, pay for gas and drive off. Winning
Might not try that again though lol
Caught up with an old buddy and we got on the piss so to speak (beer) and had been drinking for several hours over 3-4 bars until after 11pm.
We were both too drunk to drive and had parked in the same carpark, so we walked up to the rooftop carpark and planned to sleep in our cars until sobered up. I left my buddy by his car and was busting for a wee.
As I got to my car, I'm thinking - CVVT cameras will be everywhere, I can't really just flop it out and go, was drunk, and thought well who cares, and let go in my jeans and dress shoes standing beside the car.... was so hot and wet - a lovely feeling.
My seat has a rubberised cover on it (the type used by surfers etc to keep their car seats dry) so all good, and I soon fall asleep all wet and warm.
I dozily recall semi-waking up sometime later needing to pee really badly, and too tired to get up just sat there and went in my pants. I have never pissed myself in a car like that before unless I wore a diaper (something I do maybe once a year on a long road trip just for fun and to avoid stops). I flooded, and it was pooled under my bum as I moved - hot and wet, then fell back to sleep.
I wake up just before 3am and think - ok time to go home. Nobody will be around anyway - should be safe to drive. No cops on highway patrol after about 1am - all good.
On motorway - wet and warm, way more traffic than I expected for 3am, and "oh crap" there's a cop pulling someone over.... So much for none out there...
Then "oh no's" gas tank is near empty! So I pop into the nearest BP that is an all nighter to gas up, and as I roll up there is not 1 but 4 bloody cop cars all parked there beside me - and the service station is chocker full of cops - likely seeking coffee and donuts.... "SHIT!"
So I'm standing there in soaked jeans, having completely pissed them twice now, filling my car up, probably still way over the limit (Our limit is low so I was safe to drive but not under the limit) and I have to walk in there to pay past a dozen cops smelling of piss and booze.....
Yay!
Luckily the jeans were dark blue, and nobody even looked at me - at least not making eye contact. If they noticed from behind nobody looked like they took much interest.... thank God! So yeah - I made it back to car and drove home safely.
So near a dozen cops saw a drunk guy in totally pissed pants walk into the service station, pay for gas and drive off. Winning
Might not try that again though lol
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