Avengers

[pinkeye31]

I'm excited to search Twitter in the coming days to see how many people peed their pants watching End Game. Its 3 hours long and the die hard fans refuse to miss one second. I'm sure there will be quite a few accidents out there.

[Patches]

It sounds like my kind of movie! Go to the last show of the night so no one sits in a soaked seat (at least not until the next day when it will be semi-dry). Enter the theater with a full bladder, buy the largest coke they sell at the concession stand, find a seat in a back corner of the theater, start drinking my coke, and R-E-L-A-X as I enjoy the show!

[Scotsboy]

It sounds like my kind of movie! Go to the last show of the night so no one sits in a soaked seat (at least not until the next day when it will be semi-dry). Enter the theater with a full bladder, buy the largest coke they sell at the concession stand, find a seat in a back corner of the theater, start drinking my coke, and R-E-L-A-X as I enjoy the show!

But Patches, I want to sit in your soaked seat!

[DeltaFoxtrot]

I really do wonder what movie producers expect the audience to do when a flick gets that long... at least there is an intermission when you go to a play.

[PaulyPeeps]

I think they must be expecting everyone to be like me and just wet the seat.

[Lawrence]

I really do wonder what movie producers expect the audience to do when a flick gets that long...

There's an app for that:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...ing-long-films

LM

[nappyfan]

There's an app for that

Or alternatively, there's a nappy for that

[Patches]

Or alternatively, there's a nappy for that

Hey nappyfan, where do you think you are? Times Square on New Years Eve?? I have tried nappies and decided it is much more fun to wet my pants!

[Peevert]

Agreed, there's no comparison. Maybe it's because peeing my pants is naughty. But even more, the hot pee spreads all over me, diapers catch it the second it comes out. And that's another thing, the warmth in my pants lasts a while, with diapers, it's absorbed immediately. No fun in that.

I missed see Avengers. I was planning on peeing my pants as soon as I got there, working on that 64 ounces of caffeine, changing seats when the pee got cold, and peeing my pants again near the end of the movie. But it just didn't work out.

There is a low end theater showing it, but the staff there is really nice, they let me and a friend in once no charge when we showed up after the box office had closed, I don't want to stick them with two huge puddles to clean up.