Hey hey, here I am again, checking out male consciousness. These are some of the most common wet pants scenarios I can think of. Which ones really turn you on?
A) The overly enthusiastic date who gets much too excited at the rock festival and the porta-potties are just too far away.
B) The waitress who gets way too busy during happy hour and has no choice but to go in her panties because she can’t take a break.
C) The gorgeous forty-something pick-me-up who has had three kids and gained too much weight and laughs much too hard on the bar stool.
D) The neighborhood pervert slut who does it because you ask her to.
E) The red hot date who forgot to use the ladies’ room when you left the club and fidgets till she loses control on the ride home.
A) The overly enthusiastic date who gets much too excited at the rock festival and the porta-potties are just too far away.
B) The waitress who gets way too busy during happy hour and has no choice but to go in her panties because she can’t take a break.
C) The gorgeous forty-something pick-me-up who has had three kids and gained too much weight and laughs much too hard on the bar stool.
D) The neighborhood pervert slut who does it because you ask her to.
E) The red hot date who forgot to use the ladies’ room when you left the club and fidgets till she loses control on the ride home.
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