Lets play a game.. innocent phrases that mean something else to us..

[Enkil]

So I wrote a short story, just a bit of fun.. i was trying to be clever about "Katties" upskirt attire... if you are wondering.. the answer is "Schrödinger's Knickers" she is both wearing and not wearing underwear at the same time until you check, and you will always find exactly what YOU like under there!

But the quote at the start got me to thinking of silly phrases that in the context of water sports have a fun double meaning -- how about we all try to play a game where we think of phrases and add them to this discussion?

I'll get the game started - Of course starting with the one in the story:

Weather report calls for rain.. somehow the floor was already wet before it began.

It is amazing what you can get away with outside on a rainy day..

I do so like walking barefoot in the grass..

You sit, I will stand..

Why do I always seem to end up wet..

All my jeans seem to have acid wash..

Well arn't you a wet blanket..

Sometimes I just want to wash away my sins..

I do so like the feeling of fresh sheets..

My hiking outfit is so comfortable I just walk all day without stopping..

My mother didn't like me playing outside.. my clothes would always be filthy when i came in again..